My Stupidity

So I wanted to help cook two days ago and, well, I freakin' jacked up the spaghetti. Ya I was told that I was trying to poison my family. <--- (Thanks for the support. -_-) And then I accidentally rotted the ground beef and lastly when I was going to make myself an egg I dropped it on the floor and then I under cooked ANOTHER egg. If I ever tell you I am cooking for you run AWAY!!! Go to McDonald's!!!! I CAN'T COOK!

 ~Less than Three